I found this fairly Amusing, taken from the foot of an email from the Ask Molly Newsletter.
Yes, you can enjoy this fucked up day. Yes you can.
No, you’re wrong. You can enjoy it.
Yes you can, asshole.
You can. What would it take?
Ask yourself what it would take to enjoy this day.
Do the one thing you can do. The one thing.
Do it now, stupid. Go ahead.
It’s fine. You deserve this. You do. Yes, you do. Yes. You do.